it-smydemon:

I laugh a lot….. *sigh*

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Story of my life

(via teenagerposts)

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vsian:

I can’t fucking breathe

(via tushyfanboy)

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audivinity:

If I die young, bury me in satin

(Source: lookatbanner, via miglnrs)

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rawtranquility:

A flower for you, my lady.

(Source: televandalist, via tushyfanboy)

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Pro Tip:

fuckbrekay:

vegancajun:

yourladyfriend:

abchannahxyz:

stellarlife:

When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed. 

Little things, you guys. Little things. 

Dude.

karlie is a genius

If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.

he’d swallow his eyeballs.

(Source: harderbetterfastersmarter, via aimlessly-wonder)

zodiacchic:

Single? Nothing that a LoveScope can’t help with! Click here!

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melaniehershberger:

foxeshunt:

i know these are supposed to hearts buT THEY JUST LOOK LIKE LITTLE BUTTS CAN YOU IMAGINE “BLEND IT OUT WITH YOUR ASS BRUSH”

How did this make it all the way to production without a single person saying something

Ass brush xDD

(via axsuphu)

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